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Default CSR looks like game: Cowboys edition Ed.

Note - For those of you who enjoyed this series last year Authentic Taylor Moton Jersey , we’ve decided to change it up for 2018. Instead of focusing our attention on the head coach of our opponent, we’ve opened it up to anyone affiliated with the organization. So, instead of “Jason Garrett looks like...” you’ll get a collection of jokes about other folks as well. We hope you enjoy this updated format. -BSTo get us prepared for Sunday’s game against the Dallas Cowboys, the CSR staff decided to have a little fun by borrowing the ‘looks like game’ concept from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz on ESPN.Ed. Note 2.0 - The Looks Like Game is the best thing that anyone does at ESPN and it’s not even close. If you’ve never experienced it before I highly recommend it. Trust me.Below is a collection of our best efforts to figure out exactly what/who people from the Cowboys organization look like. Feel free to discuss your favorite ones in the comments section, and you can even provide your own if you feel up to it.Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. We’re not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings here, so if you happen to stumble across this and find your name mentioned, we sincerely hope you understand that we’re mostly kidding.CSR looks like: Cowboys edition...Jason Garrett looks like the guy in the office who reminds you every day that he threw three touchdown passes in the state championship game in 1987.Dak Prescott looks like that acquaintance that claims to be hood despite living on his parents trust fund.Sean Lee looks like Drew Brees if AdvoCare actually worked.Cole Beasley looks like a guy who brags about shoplifting his belts from Walmart.Jason Garrett looks like the president of the HOA who politely reminds you to cut your grass every three hours until you get fed up and finally do itJerry Jones looks like the grandpa who takes you fishing to teach you Wholesale Wes Horton Jersey Authentic Elite Limited - Nike Carolina Panthers Official NFL Football Shop , only to walk away with a shoe.Rod Marinelli looks like that guy who was forced to retire years ago but still shows up an hour early for work every day.Jason Garrett looks like the guy who all the higher ups keep touting as an up and coming star even though he has no idea what he’s doing.Sean Lee looks like a guy who’s not quite sure how he feels about living in his new neighborhood.Jason Garrett looks like the gym teacher that gets a little too handsy with the high schoolers.Rod Marinelli looks like he wants to talk to you about homeopathic foot fungus treatments.Cole Beasley looks like Matthew McConaughey with less money.Jason Garrett looks like a guy who used to be a manager at Applebee’s like 20 years ago, and every time he goes back to that location, he reminds his waitress of that fact in the hopes of gaining her favor.Rod Marinelli looks like he still watches film on VHS tapes.Dak Prescott looks like the factory upgrade of the Russell Wilson bot. Jason Garrett looks like the “Where are they now?” version of Hamilton Porter from The Sandlot.Sean Lee looks like a guy who got voted off the island unanimously.Rod Marinelli looks like a congressman who had to resign after a recent twitter storm.Dak Prescott looks like he is tired of Jerry Jones thinking he is Russell Wilson.Jason Garrett looks like a guy who went on a bender because he saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico.Cole Beasley looks like the lead singer of a Creed tribute band.Jerry Jones looks like he knows not everything is bigger in Texas.Sean Lee looks like a guy who went 12 rounds with Sugar Ray Leonard once and won’t shut up about it.Rod Marinelli looks like he no longer trusts the internet because he’s been burned one too many times on Craigslist.Cole Beasley looks like the villain in a surfing movie.Jason Garret looks the guy at your company who will never get fired for being mediocre because he is secretly the owner’s son.Which ones are your favorites, Panthers fans? Discuss.Panthers 2018 Season Opener Countdown: 65 days to go The current owner of jersey No. 65 in Carolina is guard Amini Silatolu. Now in his second stint with the Panthers, Silatolu is probably best known as the 2012 second round pick that was not Alshon Jeffery.Amini Silatolu, GuardExperience: 6 yearsHeight: 6-4Age: 29Weight: 305 lbsCollege: Midwestern State UniversitySIlatolu — who went to college in Texas, in case the name up there didn’t provide enough directions for you — has spent all but a month and a half of his six year career with the Panthers. In that time he has yet to grab a starting spot on what has been a shaky offensive line Authentic Trai Turner Jersey , despite the expectations of his second round draft history.Former Current general manager Dave Gettleman Marty Hurney drafted the small school prospect because he was blown away by his athleticism and how he used that to dominate his division II competition. Gettleman once gushed about watching film and how Silatolu would stand out for blocking his opponents off of the screen on running plays. As far as we can tell now, if Silatolu does any blocking in the NFL then it definitely happens off of the screen.That’s not to say Silatolu is to blame for the expectations he inherited as a 40th overall pick in his draft class. As it stands, it is fairly clear that Silatolu is not great at football, but it isn’t his fault that head coach Ron Rivera and his staff keep asking the veteran guard to play.Regardless, Silatolu is here now and there is little reason to believe a 6th year player is still waiting for the light to turn on. The battle to replace Andrew Norwell will rage on throughout training camp in the Carolinas. Don’t expect Silatolu to feature heavily as that story progresses.
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